askjin-gitaxias:

Words to live by.

Theoretically they would never actually collide, just compress the molecules until an explosion occurred. Unless it were in space, in which there would be no explosion.

askurza:

askvoidstrider:

askurza:

askvoidstrider:

Glorious innovation. Creation of power beyond dreaming. My plans come slowly to fruition and I am compelled by the Villainous Pact (which, as a fun fact, was the accidental inspiration for the Guildpact) Article 1 Chapter 65 paragraph 2 to share the fact that I am about to become…

*ahem*

::…

No offense, but a bunch of us here don’t find you that intimidating.  What with phyrexia on one side and the eldrazi on another.

You’re going to have to do more than quote some old law book to intimidate most of us.

Well , I guess I could try somewhat harder. Maybe blow up a plane or three? Would something like that help my image? Or should I call a few of the roaming Eldrazi so I can eat them. There is always the option of just sterilizing a plane and leaving one of my leviathans in its dessicated core to awaken when someone steps foot on it.

As a more accurate answer to a question you asked a while ago, I am about as old if not a little older than Nicol Bolas. The bigger difference is that most of that time was spent in the company of similarly aged planeswalkers. As our dearly departed leader used to say, “Alone we find great power, together we become those that dispense it.”

((I do try for a more vague seeming of what he can actually do without getting to specific. If you have critiques on how to make him more interesting let me know!))

I say go eat an eldrazi.

Partly because I personally am not terribly fond of the beasts.

Partly because when phyrexia kills you, it will make you one of them.

I’m not terribly partial to being eaten, but if you wish to test yourself then you can find me on Zendikar. All of that aside, you would probably be best just traveling the multiverse and absorbing the culture. Maybe take a few lessons on villainy from the Phyrexians; they seem to be doing right for themselves. 

askjin-gitaxias:

askurza:

askvorinclex:

REPRODUCTION IS A COMPLETELY NECESSARY PROCESS.

Ahahahahahahahahahaha

noitisn’t

Not all of us are immortal energy beings or the ghosts thereof, Urza. Even I have my larvae.

As for the obsession, well, it is a biological imperative. The mind finds it…

Copulation is not necessary for all species, but a lineage is. Offspring, however achieved, are very necessary to the furthering of evolutionary chains and the continuance of a species. Even I have my own brood! Mind you, they are entities of mana and really nothing more than a place to store said mana, but they are important none the less. 

askjin-gitaxias:

askurza:

askvorinclex:

REPRODUCTION IS A COMPLETELY NECESSARY PROCESS.

Ahahahahahahahahahaha

noitisn’t

Not all of us are immortal energy beings or the ghosts thereof, Urza. Even I have my larvae.

As for the obsession, well, it is a biological imperative. The mind finds it…

Copulation is not necessary for all species, but a lineage is. Offspring, however achieved, are very necessary to the furthering of evolutionary chains and the continuance of a species. Even I have my own brood! Mind you, they are entities of mana and really nothing more than a place to store said mana, but they are important none the less. 

I don’t rage, in fact, I do not feel emotions the same way that you would. Nor am I a god, I am a being who is more highly evolved than what you are use to, but not a deity by any means. That said, time is a thing I understand better than most as it is a force I wield when called to battle. 

Oh yes, and a *brohoof* to you for your role in releasing me! I do appreciate it.

I do not have a mouth, in the traditional sense. I feed primarily on mana, which can be absorbed through the various membranes and does not require an orifice to open.

After a search on your colloquialism “crush” I can safely say that I do not harbor any romantic or sexual desires for any of the other Eldrazi. I do not need others of my evolutionary line in order to produce offspring. 

Once I have consumed enough mana to make the jump, and can remember the magic involved, I will be sure to stop by.

I’m afraid I can not answer your romantic queries, this is an area that I am, rather understandably, not experienced in. Though, I am sure that there are many of your species that would be quite suitable for you to copulate with. 

I lament the need for death, but I do not feel remorse. I must eat to survive, just as any other being must. How do you feel about the creatures that have had to die to keep you alive? It is not a different situation. If there were a way for me to live without the cost of life then I would gladly do so, but as of yet others must die so that I may live. That is the circle of life.